started laughing and can’t stop


started laughing and can’t stop


sollux carries around a cup of hot coffee every morning but he never drinks it he just spills it on people he doesn’t like


"talking about sexism or racism on Tumblr doesn’t solve anything"

really? because I am absolutely certain that I am a better, less bigoted person than I was a few years ago and that is most certainly due to the people I met and things I read on Tumblr

perhaps it doesn’t do anything for the worst of the worst but there are still plenty of people who do learn from impassioned Tumblr posts



Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

it makes me sad that this needs to be said

there is a gooey and uncomfortable corner in hell for the people who leave chewing gum under desks

Hey guys, this theater is kind of a landmark of my hometown and my childhood. They’ve just recovered from a huge amount of flood damage and now they need to upgrade their projectors or they won’t be able to show new movies at all.

This place means a lot to me, and I’d hate to see it go under. So if you can spare a few bucks or spread the word I’d really appreciate it.

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do you guys ever have a character

and you can tell there’s something about them that you don’t know

something important that they’re hiding from you

and you’re just like

i am your god

i am supposed to know

tell me your secrets you little shit.

all the goddamn time.